1. chasmofsarcasm:

    how to tell if someone is really bisexual:

    • if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days. 
    • fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon. 
    • biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
    • some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate

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  2. skarchomp:

    Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where the ending implied that at least the entire episode if not the whole series was the nightmare of a sentient pizza pie


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  3. suddenlyoranges:

    Thank you

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  4. taylorswift:


    do you ever just feel like


    Omg all the time.

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  5. volanus:



    Its never too early to jingle your bells

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  6. Anonymous said: My buttons, my buttons, My four groovy buttons




  7. britney2007spears:

    relative: so when are you gonna get a girlfriend

    my gay ass:


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  8. box-tank:










    A great addition to your garden or back yard. - Bee watering station. 

    Bees need water just like we do but often times drown in open water. To make a bee watering station you can either do what is shown in the photo above and fill the bowl of a dog/cat watering jug with stones or you can fill a small dish with marbles and add water to that. That way the bees have something to land on!

    First post to get this many notes, and I’m so glad it’s this one. ^_^

    No fuck bees kill them all

    Kill all bees huh? Bees are responsible for pollinating around 80% of agriculture. Bees die, you die. Do research and get over your fears.

    bees are so important save the bees

    Bees are pretty awesome. I won’t defend yellowjackets, mind.

    yellowjackets, i will set on fire. they eat meat and garbage. technically they help by eating crop pests, but they’re so aggressive towards humans and pets that it’s dangerous NOT to kill them when you find a nest near your house.

    bees are absolute darlings and essential to human life as well as the environment. they pollinate fruit and vegetables. they make honey — they make more honey than they need, so beekeepers can harvest it without hurting them, it’s like they WANT to share. they can only sting once, it kills them, so they’re very reluctant to do so, and usually you can let them walk on your hands and when you want them to leave just gently blow on them and they’ll go. bees are nothing to be afraid of unless you’re deathly allergic.

    you can tell the difference by the presence or absence of fur. if it’s fuzzy, it’s a friend.

    bees are fuzzy and they are our friends, help and protect them.

    wasps/hornets/yellowjackets are shiny and they hate us, don’t let them nest near your home.

    Noo! I get so sad when I see posts like this!

    I was ill informed, too when it came to wasps! But darlings I promise they’re important and here’s why:

    1. Mud Daubers are a sub species of ‘wasp’ that hunt down spiders and feed them to their young. Spiders can range from black windows to a harmless cellar spider, but the point is- you got too many spidders? Start praying for mud daubers. 
    2. Wasps carry yeast in their stomachs! You like wine? Then thank wasps- the babies carry yeast back to grape vines and help boost the grape production!
    3. They are natures lil’ cleaners. They eat rotting fruit and veggies which can pose health risks to other animals, attract flies and other scavenger pests, and just simply smell bad.
    4. They’re also pollinators! Just like bees!

    Now, this being said- Wasps are very territorial little babies. They want to protect their homes and their life, but wouldn’t you!? Think about it! we’re giant paper-wielding monsters to them that have invisible force fields of death in our giant nest boxes.

    By the time we find them they’re already 210% done with every situation, and just wanna be let out! 

    If you find waspies near your home and you’re allergic, terrified, or have another personal reason they CAN-NOT be there? Then use some all natural repellent, not poison! remember that poison doesn’t just harm the bug you’re directly spraying it at- but birds, other bugs, and sometimes even our neighborhood squirrel, cat, or mouse who comes along to get a tasty (All be it weird) treat! 

    For example: I’ve heard if you sprinkle cinnamon powder around a nest of bees, wasps or yellow jackets that they DESPISE the smell and will move the nest elsewhere!

    Wasps HATE the smell of mint! So get some minty plants going and you’ll be good to go! 

    Here’s directions!

    Ahh, I didn’t even read the comments, I just automatically reblog the bee watering hole whenever I see it.

    Re-reblogging for lilacs comment!

    lilacs confirmed for wasp in-disguise


  9. denchgang:


    hey where my baes at


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  10. denchgang:


    baes, not bees


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  11. darkohexar:

    You know what my favorite thing about the Pokemon TCG is? The attack names:







    And my all-time favorite:


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  12. ninjaotta:








    What if this had been reverse? What if the girl dumped him and then he smashed all of her CDS or her cellphone and laptop? How would society react? By calling him abusive and controlling.

    See, female on male abuse is seen as funny or comical. you see those commercials with the wife throwing the boyfriends stuff out the window. IF the genders were reversed, everyone would see it and call it out for what it really is…abuse.

    Abuse is not funny in any way shape or form.

    This is why we don’t need feminism.

    This mother fucker also owes him a fuckton of money.

    thats more than 600$ worth of games!

    that’s a fucking felony, theft and destruction of property. call the law on the psycho bitch!

    "This is why we don’t need feminism."

    Actually, it’s why we DO need feminism. Because feminism isn’t about making women superior and putting men on the bottom. Feminism IS about making everyone equal. The “comedy” behind male abuse is a result of the patriarchy, which is exactly what feminism is trying to destroy. The patriarchy mocks weakness in men, so when men get abused, it’s not taken seriously. It’s a joke, it’s funny, it’s no big deal. “You’re a man, suck it up.”

    That’s not what feminists want. If you think that’s what we want, then you you’re not talking to the right feminists. It’s about equalityNOT just reversing the roles, understand?

    It’s not okay to abuse women, it’s not okay to abuse men, it’s not okay to abuse ANYONE. That’s the fucking point. The point isn’t “whaa it’s time for women to get to be mean you need to lean your place”. The point is gender inequality is stupid and unhelpful to everyone.

    So if you don’t like the way men are treated, don’t hate on feminists. Join them. We don’t like it either.

    Thank you.


    I wish the feminists on this site would all think this way.

    all the feminists on this site do think this way. the people who don’t think this way are not feminists

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  13. Free OREO™ day!



    Just walk in to any store that sells Oreos and take some! Don’t even ask, just go to the cookie isle and take them! Keep it a secret though!

    this is fake please stop messaging me telling me you almost got arrested

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  15. tapdancers:


    how to be an adult

    im sad this was so short because he was about to go so hard

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