1. (Source: jackballs, via precumming)

     
  2. dennys:

    Still having trouble finding a delicious costume for Halloween? This should help!

     
  3. saddeer:

    the only vine that matters 

    (Source: vinesnow, via only-one-cannoli)

     
     
  4. mordecai-put-your-phone-away:

    teenyweenynotepad:

    hetaliabritain:

    theprophetchuck:

    I WAS SO SCARED

    I WAS REALLY FUCKING CONCERNED

    Oh god. I was, actually scared.

    EVERYONE WAS CONCERNED

    (Source: moringmark, via mitunamakara)

     
  5. timwestwoodtv:

    timwestwoodtv:

    timwestwoodtv:

    this guy was watching iCarly with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

    he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of iCarly and he’s like “so basically it’s about three teenagers who do crazy things” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why doesn’t everybody watch iCarly” it’s precious

    update: we random danced

    (via dlubes)

     
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  7. barebackinq:

    I want him to do that dance on my ass

     
     

  8. why android users get so mad when a new iphone come out?? relax yaself and ya ugly ass phone

     

  9. mcnugget-monarch:

    when you accidentally say internet Bowser instead of Browser 

    image

    (via joshpeck)

     
  10. littlehazy:

    screamandshout:

    britney explains things like no other

    she has such a way with words

    (Source: suqmydiqtbh, via barebackinq)

     
     
  11. deluminator:

    oh how the tables have turned

    (via barack-obottm)

     
  12. drkelexo:

    ouendanl:

    romanskyaryday:

    this is the most frightening depiction of heterosexuality i’ve seen in a long time

    it looks like an earthbound enemy

    (via nentindo)

     
  13. britneyjeanofficial:

    Paris: “yah”

    (Source: beyonseh, via penis-hilton)

     
     
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  15. supremewhitegirl:

    dendropsyche:

    thenimbus:

    bonbonbunny:

    'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'

    image

    Yep, I laughed out loud

    I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke

    this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail

    (Source: youtube.com, via penis-spice-latte)